I don't even have words....
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We're so hot.
Us in a Nutshell
- Bart and/or Ari
- We are a newly married couple, who are completely annoying about how we feel about each other, and we have the greatest story ever of how we met. We love spending time with each other and all that it entails. Our friends and family are a vital part of our existence and we owe so much to them. Bart is a Cobra pilot for the USMC and Ari is a self-proclaimed princess, moonlighting as a marketing coordinator. More than anything, we just love hanging out, enjoying life and being around those who are important. What could be better?
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I can't even begin to imagine the berating mail Miriam recieved after that screwup! hehehehe
Sometimes after my car stalls, I ask my husband if he stuffed my panties in the gas tank....no, wait, uh...what was the question?
Dear Miriam,
Yesterday I was eating a sandwich and nearly choked when my husband announced that he was bi and wouldn't stay with me unless we had a threesome with another man. Please help!
-Confused in Connecticut
Dear Confused -
When eating a sandwich, it is important that you chew your food carefully to avoid choking. Some other tips include: cutting your food into pieces, utilizing a softer version of bread, and not overloading your sandwich with pesky toppings like onions or banana peppers that could be choking hazards.
What the??! Where the heck did you find this, Ari!?
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