Yesterday I was eating a sandwich and nearly choked when my husband announced that he was bi and wouldn't stay with me unless we had a threesome with another man. Please help!
-Confused in Connecticut
Dear Confused - When eating a sandwich, it is important that you chew your food carefully to avoid choking. Some other tips include: cutting your food into pieces, utilizing a softer version of bread, and not overloading your sandwich with pesky toppings like onions or banana peppers that could be choking hazards.
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I can't even begin to imagine the berating mail Miriam recieved after that screwup! hehehehe
Sometimes after my car stalls, I ask my husband if he stuffed my panties in the gas tank....no, wait, uh...what was the question?
Dear Miriam,
Yesterday I was eating a sandwich and nearly choked when my husband announced that he was bi and wouldn't stay with me unless we had a threesome with another man. Please help!
-Confused in Connecticut
Dear Confused -
When eating a sandwich, it is important that you chew your food carefully to avoid choking. Some other tips include: cutting your food into pieces, utilizing a softer version of bread, and not overloading your sandwich with pesky toppings like onions or banana peppers that could be choking hazards.
What the??! Where the heck did you find this, Ari!?
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